Innovation and new ideas are something that everyone can use.
Even better is taking negative stigmas and turning them into positives.
Take for example, this supernatural shark phenomenon. So I don’t know if you’ve heard about Sharknado…but its basically showcasing the already feared shark as a diabolical, flying death machine. WHAT?
There’s also Ghost Shark, which I caught on the Sy-Fi channel… It’s about a shark so evil that it kills you after it’s already died. And yes, this shark also flies at you in the land. Really???
What I’m trying to say is that if we are going to make sharks do stuff that they normally don’t do – why do we have to make their tasks things that are violent – and always flying? Why not have sharks save the world?
TED has inspired me to reimagine new innovative ways that we can use sharks that relieves them from this flying death trap stigma.
I present to you, Shartato. This shark is half potato, and grows back its body parts – so infinite potatoes for the world to feast on!
I got another idea: Sharktenna. Sharktenna is a new, innovative way to improve your cellphone reception.
I know that I could definitely use this next invention: Shark.S.B. The USB that swims your way when you’ve lost your own USB or desperately need to back up some documents!
But lets think on a global scale, how about repairing our OZONE LAYER? Thanks to sharks, we can. Its a little idea that I call SHARKZONING.
I even have an idea to help local communities get more into physical fitness! Just institute the EXSHARKCISE program!
Help give scientists around the world a new perspective on their research, a shark’s perspective. That’s what the SHARKINEERING is for:
Is your government shut down because of irrational convoluted political drama? Send in the GOVERNMENT SHARKDOWN! All problems will be solved within hours, or no one leaves Washington alive.
So with that last one I seem to have failed at providing a non-violent representation of sharks…sorry. I think I’ve just made my whole argument invalid at this point.
Guess I’ll end it here.
What kind of shark innovation would you invent to better the world?
The adorably sweet AnnaMarie of Sweet Wild Flower and positively beautiful Christina of Life Being Girly are the ones who nominated me. They are the nicest people you will ever meet on the internet, and if you haven’t checked out their blogs yet – you should. I’ve linked their blogs to their names, so just click ’em! You know you want to.