BREAKING NETFLIX

There comes a time in every little girl’s life when you have to decide wtf you’re going to do when you are mind numbingly bored. It has to be something so crazy, so intense, so affordable…yet broad enough to include all of your friends who live all over the God damn place.

This is that time. This is my time. The time to introduce Project: Breaking Netflix. 

Jesse Dutchman and SuperSaiyan White

That’s right folks. I’m bringing in the big guns, the online streaming guns. I invite you to watch shit with me and then discuss in posts in this blog. It’s the closest thing  I can do to feel like I’m hanging out with actual humans. Human friends. Don’t worry if you can’t watch the show we all chose immediately. I’ll do an end of the week or biweekly post where we can all discuss it, so you have time to catch up. Also, the post where we decide on what to watch will remain spoiler free, but the discussion post can talk about any and all details of the show. Are you excited yet? Cause I am.

So far, I know of two people who will be joining me on this magical journey (Kiam and Luuk).  Last night Kiam and I threw around some ideas about what we wanted to watch, and ended up with The League.

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The league is a show about six friends (Pete, Kevin, Ruxin, Dr. Andre, Taco, and Jenny) and the terrible shit they put each other through in order to win their fantasy football league. Katie and Pete are married, Pete and Taco are brothers, and everyone else are old buds.

Season 1 has 6 episodes, which is super short and convenient. SO WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT WITH US? Daniela? Natty Cakes? Cactaur? Anyone?

Let me know :D

For those who are not interested in The League, what series would you want to see next? Shoot some ideas out there! Here are some that I recommend we partake in…

TELEVISION SERIES:

• Breaking Bad
• Portlandia
• Derek
• Orange is the new black
• Sons of Anarchy
• Homeland
• The Killing
• The Power Rangers
• Adventure Time
• Bob’s Burgers
• Calling the Midwives 
• Bomb Girls
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 

MOVIES:

• Side Effects Completed: Week 2.
• My idiot brother
• I’m a cyborg, but that’s okay
• Good Bless America
• The Ambassador
• The Sea Inside

DOCUMENTARIES:

• Fat, sick and nearly dead
• Pink Ribbon Inc.

(Super Saiyan M suggestions, Potato suggestions, Kymbohydrate suggestions, Daniela’s suggestions, Cactaur’s suggestions)

I will edit this post to update your suggestions. Also we don’t have to do series, if there’s a movie or documentary that you are interested in comment with those as well!!! I fucking love documentaries (though I may have already seen the majority of the ones available on Netflix) and a movie may be easier for peeps to get through if they decide they don’t like it.  If The League turns out to really tickle your fancies, we can go on to the other seasons. It’s all negotiable folks! LETTUS BEGIN!!

            

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This Motorola commercial made me laugh lol, I love TJ Miller! The first time I remember seeing him was in Cloverfield (aka, the movie everyone makes fun of me for enjoying). I recently watched My Idiot Brother (available on Netflix, so, shout out for those who are curious and want to watch it) which was an EXCELLENT movie :3 Anyway, Paul Rudd and TJ Miller have some cute chemistry in that movie.

My brother linked me some of TJ Miller’s stand up, so here I am passing it along to all you beautiful sunflowers:

Anyway, I have some online homework to do… this is the kind of exciting life that I live. Try not to be jealous.

 

 

 

 

 

            

OH SHIT! NETFLIX IS IN THE NETHERLANDS NOW!

THAT’S RIGHT, YOU READ THE TITLE CORRECTLY!

NETFLIX HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IN THE NETHERLANDS, or should i say Neetflix (its a joke, because the Dutch love double vowels).

This may be insignificant to anyone who is not in the Netherlands, or who already had it. But, this is exciting for me because that means my pen pal and I can actually watch the same things and talk about them! OH LAWD, ITS A MIRACLE!

I’d like to introduce to the blog, my Dutch pen pal, Svemmy. Svemmy is not his real name, but I don’t know if he wants me to disclose it or not. So now when I talk about Arrested Development, Svemmy can watch it and actually know wtf I’m talking about when I hint ever so slightly that there is always money in the banana stand.  Svemmy can go balls deep into Sons of Anarchy. Even Dexter!

Apparently though there are a lot of shows that are still not available for him, such as Portlandia and The League. But its cool. It takes time to watch all the stuff that is currently available anyway. And I can attest that time really escapes you when you decide to indulge in Netflix. Oh the hours of life…

This is a picture of Svemmy being choked by Darth Vadar. Perhaps the last picture we will ever see of him.  Death by Sith Lord; shit happens.