For those who caught a glimpse of a personal blog post I made, I have to send my deepest apologies. You weren’t meant to see that per say – after speaking with my confidant – I realized how inappropriate it was. I will be journaling my hardxcore emotions in private posts from now on. I assume no one cares, but I thought I’d make the announcement anyway.
This post will hence forth be about bears. I am one. So really, this post is about me, the Super Saiyan M Bear.
I realize that maybe my form is a bit aggressive, so I will try to tone it down. Also, I’m far too lazy to be able to keep a Kamehameha going for more than one picture per post. That shit takes effort to draw. But don’t lie, you know I use that MS Paint airbrush tool like a fucking pro. Look how real that looks. It’s basically coming right at you.
Bears and I, we are the same. Because we are mammals, we are furry. I am the hairiest person I know, because I am the most bear person I know.
It’s like a mirror image
Bears usually can be found chilling in their forest-y habitats. Sittin’ around, waiting till they’re hungry, or sleepy, or whatever their little bear hearts desire. I am no different. [Take note, my whole life occurs while I sit…to remind those who may have forgot]
Coloring in bears takes too much effort
Bears love to sleep, in fact, they love that shit so much they hibernate. So do I. (I hibernate on my stomach…cause sleeping on your back is overrated)
Think of them as polar bears, who live in…not the snow.
But you should never forget that bears are dangerous, like myself. If we feel threatened or if we are on the hunt, we can be scary as fuck. We will do anything to protect the things we love.
Why the fuck would anyone change MS Paint between windows XP and windows VISTA? Honestly. Leave that shit alone Microsoft. Its not that serious.
I’m glad I got to explain this to you all.
P.S. Sorry a lot of the color schemes don’t really match up, I was switching between MS Paint from a Windows XP and a Windows VISTA. And I’m too lazy to color correct shit. I’m a bear, we don’t do those kinds of details.
I'm just Super Saiyan 
September 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm
Also bearbrows! don’t forget about your bearbrows.
September 23, 2013 at 7:12 pm
Yeah, sorry, I meant to include my beard as well…but these things are hard to draw all together on MS Paint. When I tried to add these things it just started to look like I had scribbled a giant brown blob. So I stuck with just the crazy hair I have.
September 23, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Don’t be so hard on yourself, I saw it and I thought it was good, I like people that are real, and you’re bears are super cute!
September 23, 2013 at 7:32 pm
Hey, thanks Annmarie. I just feel that if the person I had been talking about ever read the post, it may be taken the wrong way; especially since a few hours after I had posted it we decided to end our relationship. Bears are ferocious, as am I, lol.
September 23, 2013 at 8:34 pm
The danger bears are perfect. I had a near accident upon seeing the ferocious cartoon of the epicurean girl.
September 23, 2013 at 8:57 pm
Sooooo, Michael. I don’t know if you knew this. You probably did, because you were in it. But I discovered your TED talk… and I think I should be calling you Sir Chaney? Or like Mister Chaney. Is there a prefix related to published people? Cause you are clearly kind of a big deal; people know you.
September 23, 2013 at 9:46 pm
Ah, you flatter me. But I am nothing if not humble. You can just call me His Ethereal Eloquence of Eminence-ness. Of course, Michael works just fine too.
September 23, 2013 at 9:58 pm
I can picture it now … Ey yo, its “Triple E”!!! Lol! Your talk was boss. I may make reference to it if I ever do a comic-related post, so I hope you’re cool with that.
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November 17, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Hehehe! I <3 Bears! and this post!!!!!!! <3 <3 Photobucket can SUCK IT.